They came to an understanding, or did they ???
You recognize it, of course, because it’s been on 12 billion Facebook
walls along with its story: A bullfighter suddenly comes to a moral
crossroads, the realization that his chosen profession is cruel and
vicious, something he can no longer abide. And thus, mid-bullfight, he
sits on the edge of the ring, an apparently forgiving bull standing
before him, the former foe now a sympathetic ally.
This, appropriately, is bullshit.
Let’s think about this–which is something people haven’t been doing
before slapping this photo and the sappy story tagged to it on their
walls. First off, can you, as a rational, critical-thinking person,
honestly believe that in the very moment a bullfighter is suddenly
overcome with remorse for his chosen profession, the bull he’s been
working toward killing, most likely half-crazed with a pain-inflicted
fight response, is going to look at the guy sitting there in his
despondence and think, in cow-thought language, “He appears to be coming
to a decision of some great importance. He probably needs some time
alone with his thoughts. I’ll just stand here passively.”?
No. That six-hundred-pound goring machine would smell the
moment of weakness, seize it and put one of those nasty horns right
through that guy’s spleen and laugh about it.
But let’s give it the benefit of the doubt, and say that the bull in
question is in touch with his feelings. Let’s consider the bullfighter.
Let’s say that, as in the case of Álvaro Múnera, the torero who
is misidentified in the photo above, you have been a bullfighter since
you were 14. You understand the bull and you understand how bulls act
when you’re busily plunging swords into them while wearing painfully
tight pants. You know–indeed, it’s been drilled into you–that you’re
standing toe to toe with a fucking killing machine, the very species
that has taken out people in your position because they slipped up for
about the space of a heartbeat, if that. Given that, do you
think that when your career-devastating moment of moral clarity hits you
like a veritable bolt from the blue, you’d sit down three feet away
from this murderous steak with a bad attitude? No. You might stop, yes.
Perhaps you would leave the arena. You can do that. But would you sit down and give Mr. Angry Cow a free shot? Not unless along with your moment of clarity you also asked for a side order of suicidal.
So, no, what we are seeing here in not bullfighter and bull having a metaphysical moment of simpatico.
It’s better than that. Because the truth of this captured moment
highlights how people have just flung themselves bodily onto this
bandwagon of pure manure and inflicted a wealth of disinformation on
their friends.
See, what the bullfighter is actually doing is called desplante. This is a thing
that they do in bullfighting. It’s part of the show. The bullfighter
sits on the rail to show his disregard for and dominance over the bull.
Now, we should all be able to agree that when you decide to be a dick to
a bull, the bull has no actual understanding what you’re doing. It
doesn’t think, “Wow, is he ignoring me? Is he actually pretending I’m
not even here?” No, it does not. I would imagine what it thinks is more
along the lines of “moo.” The bull doesn’t care that you’re being a
dick. So you’re just showing off for the audience. If the bull makes a
move on you, bam, you’re over your mock despondence and jamming another pointy thing into its baby backs.
The only shred of truth in this ever-so-overshared photo is that
Munera did, in fact, become an activist crusading against bullfighting.
You know, 150 or so dead bulls and a crippling accident later. Oh,
wait–did the story under the photo not mention that Munera quit after
being gored and left paraplegic? Of course it didn’t. That would just
ruin the narrative. And just to fire one more nail into this thing, that
quote that runs with the picture, the one about him looking into the
bull’s eyes? Also not from Munera. That was writer Antonio Gala, who is
not, nor has he ever been, a bullfighter.
http://hashandeggs.wordpress.com/2012/07/28/dissing-the-disinformation/
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