"seven years after she dumped Ken for an Australian surfer named Blaine, Barbie is again with her true love"

"Yes it's true after seven long years apart, Ken and I have decided to rekindle our romance," reads Barbie's post on her Facebook page wall. "A doll knows when it's love and I've finally realized that my heart only beats for Ken."

Yes, Barbie and Ken are back together, surely to the delight of the 1,745,707 people who have liked her Facebook page.