Joe Sykora of Woodland Hills spotted a banner hanging from a vet's office that indicated that humans aren't the only beings with intimacy problems. The banner reads:

***********************************************************

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We Treat <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

>>>>>>>>>> "Reptile Dysfunction" <<<<<<<<<<

>>>>>> Call 225-7160 For Appointment <<<<<<

************************************************************

Who knew that snakes, lizards and turtles had such human-like problems ?

Do they have their own T V commercials ? ?

(From Steve Harvey's column "Only In L. A." in today's Los Angeles Times. A picture of the banner is included in the print edition.)